cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

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taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

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pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

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Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?
10 word story" series - #27  (via seulray)

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

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darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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